Once a senior manager with Rolls Royce
Became a Professor by choice
Wears sports shoes with formal trousers
Throws break-even and ABC bouncers
Is droll often and still retains his poise
This professor comes to class without a flunky
Teaches that managing human resource is key
Raspy and throaty with decibel spike
Doesn’t believe in using a mike
I hope his lectures don’t become malarkey
The best invention of mankind is the market
This professor’s lecture delivery outruns a bullet
Often in the class it was a strain
To keep pace with his speeding train
I often wonder what was his energy secret?
This subject for me always used to be shady
Along came God’s own professor with a graceful lady
They handled the class and cases wisely
Also segmented the customer nicely
Though the course was rushed up, the learning was steady
Strategy is his middle name and he chases enlightenment
Goes “Haathi” on craziness and “Cheetah” on temperament
He stares and makes faces
Class is doomed with big cases
Will take all this in stride provided he delivers on Placement
Devilish laugh was this statistician’s only abnormality
With Minitab, complex calculations became a formality
His decibel level had minimal standard deviation
Case submissions and classes had no correlation
Just wondering if this course will have future practical utility
Modeling and programming on paper and not computer
This Professor turned out be a really shy tutor
Gentle in class but roared on e-mails
Told the class Tata steel related tales
Hope he doesn’t quiz us on those in the end-semester
Any learning I got from this course has very low probability
If only the instructor had more motivation and accountability
I neither know theory nor mechanics
Hence seriously feel as if I’m in a fix
Whether to love or hate the bean counter fraternity
There was once a professor called Speak-a-lot
Who hates laptops in class and becomes distraught
She doesn’t understand the line
That students do takes notes online
B’coz they follow their handwriting only somewhat
Whether it’s individual, group or org behavior
This course’s objective is to make it all clear
If only the dreary instructor
could learn theatrics from the other
It would definitely make the subject more dear